MUSINGS OF A REAL HOUSEWIFE

You guys are not appreciating Aviva like you should.

That new ish. #magic #coldplay

What size do you think I would take?

What size do you think I would take?

My mom IS Customer Woman. Thanks #UPS!

My mom IS Customer Woman. Thanks #UPS!

@bradmilison + #rope + #celine = #thursday

betrayalabc:

Can an instant & powerful attraction be denied?

betrayalabc:

Can an instant & powerful attraction be denied?

Boy, does that seem like the DULLES(T) thing I could think of. #dulles #dc #sowhat #whocayuhs

Boy, does that seem like the DULLES(T) thing I could think of. #dulles #dc #sowhat #whocayuhs

This kids’ video tells the unusual story of a straight married man realizing he’s gay while his wife just ignores it.

My new best friend. #dog

My new best friend. #dog

Elephant seals: not your mama’s seals #seals

Elephant seals: not your mama’s seals #seals

#nofilter #bigsur #latergram #waterfall #lagoon

#nofilter #bigsur #latergram #waterfall #lagoon

The Lone Cypress. #pebblebeach #17miledrive

The Lone Cypress. #pebblebeach #17miledrive

Are we in #carmel or #weebritain?

Are we in #carmel or #weebritain?

Peanut butter and #jellyfish

Peanut butter and #jellyfish

I will do whatever you command, Ted Danson. #aquarium

I will do whatever you command, Ted Danson. #aquarium