MUSINGS OF A REAL HOUSEWIFE
#duckparty #venice #la

#duckparty #venice #la

I prefer letters, personally.

I looked up famous New Yorkers on Wikipedia. I’m really proud of Tom Higgleberry for his accomplishments as a “person.”

I looked up famous New Yorkers on Wikipedia. I’m really proud of Tom Higgleberry for his accomplishments as a “person.”

Want some of those fresh turds by Brown ‘N Serve.

Want some of those fresh turds by Brown ‘N Serve.

Got your nose. #oldtown #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

Got your nose. #oldtown #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

Old Town windows. #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

Old Town windows. #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

#Downton in Deer Path? #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

#Downton in Deer Path? #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

Duly noted.

Duly noted.

Making the rounds. #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

Making the rounds. #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

The city that never…is not windy? #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

The city that never…is not windy? #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

View from Hancock observatory. #nosleeptilbetrayal #chicago

View from Hancock observatory. #nosleeptilbetrayal #chicago

It’s sex scene time, folks. #nosleeptilbetrayal #chicago   #betrayal

It’s sex scene time, folks. #nosleeptilbetrayal #chicago #betrayal

Ice, ice baby. #lakemichigan #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

Ice, ice baby. #lakemichigan #chicago #nosleeptilbetrayal

Making a peanut butter, sriracha and syrup sandwich. #nosleeptilbetrayal #productionoffice

Making a peanut butter, sriracha and syrup sandwich. #nosleeptilbetrayal #productionoffice

Decorating the apt.

Decorating the apt.